Church Signs & Slogans

February 15, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Hey, remember that salvation I Lent you on Easter?That’s OK, please keep it and consider it a gift.”                             –Jesus

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February 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

When you hide your light under a bushel

You waste electricity and your energies

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February 12, 2008 · Leave a Comment

R U rich?  For a truly secure future U have 2 options:

  1. Find a very large needle and a very tiny camel
  2. Share

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February 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“First do no harm”

is a Physician’s Hypocratic Oath.     

“Physician heal thyself”

Is an oath for hypocrites.                                                                                            

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February 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Love is like a doctor
Sometimes it hurts you to heal you

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February 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Love is a bridge from the Earth to the Son

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February 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

God’s love is a trampoline to your dreams, but you have to jump

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February 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Prince of Peace,
King of Kings,
Lord of Lords.
You can call me any name,
Just don’t call me too late for a sinner

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February 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Stones may break bones
But Jesus said,
“He is who w/out sin cast the 1st one”
So I didn’t pay my insurance premium

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February 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Upgrade your GPS; get “Guided by Faith”

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