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February 10, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Prince of Peace,
King of Kings,
Lord of Lords.
You can call me any name,
Just don’t call me too late for a sinner

Categories: humor · sinner

February 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Upgrade your GPS; get “Guided by Faith”

Categories: humor

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Even steroids won’t help if you wrestle with God

Categories: admonitions · humor

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

What happens in Vegas
Stays in…Your Soul

Categories: admonitions · humor

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

If I can forgive that little escapade in Vegas…
You can forgive the airline for losing your luggage

Categories: admonitions · humor

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Everyone makes messes!
That why I developed the perfect stain lifter…Grace”
(This message and free samples provided courtesy of God)

Categories: grace · humor · mistakes

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Give to the IRS that which is the IRS’s
But I expect your heart, mind, body and soul”
–Jesus

Categories: Jesus · humor · irs

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Devil is crafty
But can he knit a baby together in a mother’s womb?

Categories: devil · humor

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

If you think your commute is tough, try walking on water

Categories: commute · humor

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Wine Tasting: Sundays
Vintage: “Fruit of the Vine”
One sip and you will never again consume the Grapes of Wrath

Categories: humor