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February 9, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Stones may break bones
But Jesus said,
“He is who w/out sin cast the 1st one”
So I didn’t pay my insurance premium

Categories: Jesus · sin · stones

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Jesus always has “gone green” he recycles our tears
and irrigates our souls to water the gardens of our hearts

Categories: Jesus

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Spring’s coming soon!
The Son is getting closer to the Earth

Categories: Jesus

February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“I love all my children the same but for different reasons;
some are sweet, some are smart, one is the savior of the world”
—God 
                                        

Categories: Jesus · god as father
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February 8, 2008 · Leave a Comment

“Give to the IRS that which is the IRS’s
But I expect your heart, mind, body and soul”
–Jesus

Categories: Jesus · humor · irs