Lost: One Sheep
Last Seen: In your mirror
Reward given for safe return home
**No questions asked**

The Lord helps those who help themselves…
Only after they have helped someone else

 When you say, “I surrender” you instantly win the war

Even steroids won’t help if you wrestle with God

I will never leave you, ever!

                     –God

If you feel like talking, I feel like listening

                                      –God

Friends are like doctors.  Sometimes you need a second opinion

What happens in Vegas
Stays in…Your Soul

If I can forgive that little escapade in Vegas…
You can forgive the airline for losing your luggage

“Everyone makes messes!
That why I developed the perfect stain lifter…Grace”
(This message and free samples provided courtesy of God)